Jack the Dog - Runs the place. Ball player.
Daryn Barry - He does something? Maybe?
Jason "METaL" Donkersgoed - Top drawer engineer. Terrible speller.
Spencer Sunshine - The nicest person who works here. Also a fine engineer.
Alyssa Beach-Wallis - Knows everything. Mostly feeble.
Note: The gentleman pictured to the right does not work here. He is too busy being insanely awesome somewhere else.